some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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