thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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