On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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