So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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