K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I can't put those talents on a resume
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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