Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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