Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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