i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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