And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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