respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
There's always time for handjobs
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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