think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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