Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
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I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
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Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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