need another drink. this is the easiest way
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
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We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
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Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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