i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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