This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
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Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
bring money and cleavage
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
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Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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