I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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