So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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