margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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