Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
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