i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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