Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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