i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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