I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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