So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
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I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
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The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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