Dual....:-)
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
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If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
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My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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