How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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