im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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