I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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