I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
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no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
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i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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