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If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
This beer is not sobering me up at all
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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