Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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