he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
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I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
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Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
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These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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