love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
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do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
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