He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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