I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
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I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
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The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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