windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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