Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
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Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
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You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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