she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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