I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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