What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
do nipples grow back?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
