So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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