sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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