yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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