yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
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She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize