Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I touched a dick in church today
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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