You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
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On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
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No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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