so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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