I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
it hurts more in the daytime
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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