Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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