i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
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just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
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Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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