There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
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I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
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Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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