So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
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Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
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At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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